Dominant boss foot licked and worshipped by young employee

Oh, hey Dan, come on in. How are you? I'm doing good. Good. Happy anniversary. Thank you. I hear that it's been a year now? Yes, sir.

All right. I was looking at your performance folder. Your numbers are much higher than most of anyone in the department. Thank you.

You've improved 110%. Thank you. So as a thank you on behalf of the company, I would like to increase your stock options. Number one. Awesome.

Yeah. Number two, we're going to contribute a 6% increase to your 401k. And then, being the kind of company that we are here, I'm going to let you worship my feet.

Awesome. However, I'm on a very tight deadline. So I'm going to start getting the project done. If you don't mind just kind of starting below the table, that'd be great.