European bitches love sucking the guys dicks under their Scottish kilts

London, okay, fucking English.

Hey, that's the night, we're not letting anybody in tonight, are we?

So we're going to have a lovely wee song from Alexis here, and what's this one called?

It's called "My Love's Like a Red, Red Rose".

Red, red, isn't that lovely? A round of applause for Alexis!