I'M SUCH A FAIRY FAGGOT PRINCESS! :)

"You did everything right. I can't help but feel this is her fault."

"Dad, you have to snap out of it. You've got to get Mom where she needs to get to."

"I can't, Hayley. I don't know what to do. If only there was some sort of kindly robot or magic wand that could pleasure my wife. But we live in the real world."

"Dad, look around you. The ghost is getting stronger. You have to satisfy Mom."

"You're right. But I clearly don't know what I'm doing anymore."