Observing the captivating embrace between the blonde and brunette made it difficult to decline the opportunity to form a trio.

Now, the terms of the agreement we entered into are such that you give me your mortal soul and agree to spend all eternity in damnation.

And I will make you the call host of the greatest orgy party of all time.

Not to mention that there is a better than average chance of you getting laid here.

Which is more than I can say for the cable repairman job.

All porn cliches aside.