Tattooed jocks masturbating hard until they shoot a load

Yo, what's up guys, it's your boy Alex. I got the new guy, Caden Pryor, in here today.

A good friend of mine wants me to bring him in.

So, uh, to bring him in, my good old friend Caden is gonna get peed on today.

Once, maybe twice, he's probably gonna get nutted on too.

But, you know, it's just part of the business, so you're just gonna have to learn to accept it.