very tiny dick

I have so many fans send me pictures of their tiny dogs and I'm so happy when they do because

I could just be having the worst possible day and then I'll just get an email with these

pathetic tiny little penises and it just cheers me up so much.

And when you sent me your pictures I was just so happy that I was going to be able to put

them out on the internet and have everyone see how tiny you really were because I've