Humping All Over the House Hump Everything in Sight!

On a sunny Friday afternoon, temperatures were rising and I was feeling horny as fuck,

when suddenly I had a knock at the door. It was the postman.

I was excited, thinking I could finally have something to hump,

but I quickly became disappointed when he told me he was gay.

Closing the door, still feeling horny, I decided to watch porn on my own.